Hey guys,

When I was a child I would believe almost anything my parents told me as they were older and they were teaching me 'the ways of the world' as I like to put it. Some of these lies were plausible whereas others sounded ridiculous.

Some of these lies are:

• 'The icecream van is playing music to tell everyone that there is no more icecream.'
• 'Santa is real'
• 'Toothfairy is real'
• 'Easterbunny is real
• 'Jackfrost is real'
• 'that if I ate spinich i would be strong like popeye'
• 'Watch too much telly and you will get square eyes'
• 'Behave or you will get a lump of coal for christmas'
• 'Keep making faces and your face will get stuck like that'
• 'Maybe next time'
• 'I dont have a favourite'
• 'Eat all of your dinner and you will grow big and strong'
• 'If you eat a seed the plant will grow inside you'

There are more however i cannot remember them

Cya guys xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx